• On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
  "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
   
• On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
  "We're #1 in the #2 business."
   
• At a Proctologist's office
  "To expedite your visit please back in."
   
• On a Plumber's truck:
  "We repair what your husband fixed."
   
• On a Plumber's truck:
  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
   
• Pizza Shop Slogan:
  "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
   
• At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
  "Invite us to your next blowout."
   
• On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
  "Let us pick your nose."
   
• At a Towing company:
  "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
   
• On an Electrician's truck:
  "Let us remove your shorts."
   
• In a Nonsmoking Area:
  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
   
• On a Maternity Room door:
  "Push. Push. Push."
   
• At an Optometrist's Office
  "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
   
• On a Taxidermist's window:
  "We really know our stuff."
   
• In a Podiatrist's office:
  "Time wounds all heels."
   
• On a Fence:
  "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
   
• At a Car Dealership:
  "The best way to get back on your feet-- miss a car payment."
   
• Outside a Muffler Shop:
  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
   
• In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
  "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
   
• At the Electric Company:
  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
  However, if you don't, you will be."
   
• In a Restaurant window:
  "Don't stand there and be hungry,
  Come on in and get fed up."
   
• In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
  "Drive carefully. We'll wait"
   
• At a Propane Filling Station,
  "Thank heaven for little grills."
   
• And . . .Don't forget the Chicago Radiator Shop:
  "Best place in town to take a leak."
   
• ....Waiting for more slogans to comer

Be kind to yourself and to someone else,
Tell the recipient don't say thanks pas a good deed to someone else
and tell him to forward the same.

Have a wonder-FULL week!